Monday, July 26, 2010

"Hot" Girl Hate!

In case Hollywood has not gotten the memo yet....stop putting "actresses" who don't look the part and/or cannot act into comic movie roles just because you think they are "hot"!

First case in point: Stupid FUCKIN Megan Fox! 

She is horrible in every movie she has ever made and once she was cast in Jonah Hex I didn't even bother to see the movie-not that it looked good anyway. She was recently rumored to be the next possible Wonder Woman or Aspen from Fathom and the newest rumor is that she will be playing Cat Woman in Nolan's next Batman film. Fuck that! I refuse to see Batman if they cast someone as moronic as Megan Fox to play Selina! Cat Woman has been overdone anyway why don't they put someone like Poison Ivy or Harley Quinn in the next Batman film-that would be bad ass!

Making out with herself in the mirror-just when I thought Megan Fox couldn't get any dumber! 






Second case in point: Jessica Alba

Yes Jessica Alba is pretty, but no her acting isn't good. Plus she was cast as Invisible Woman in both Fantastic Four movies...um FYI Hollywood Alba is half Mexican which means it looks retarded to have her play a blond blue eyed comic character! She looked even more ridiculous in the second film with her scary blue contacts and super bleached hair! Yikes! How hard would it have been to cast a blond blue eyed actress-preferably one who could act too?




Third case in point: Haley Barry

First off all I she doesn't make my hot list. Secondly I think her acting isn't great either....I know I know she got an oscar for being able to do a great sex scene-whatever. Why on earth was she ever cast as Cat Woman? Seriously she was the worst Cat Woman ever! Period! There is nothing more to say about her crap version of Cat Woman. She also sucked as Storm in the X-Men movies! My Storm is a bad ass tough African Goddess...not some whiny boring half African American actress!




Fourth case in point: Alice Eve

First she was in that horrible cliched movie She's Out of My League. Now she is going to be playing Emma Frost in the next X-Men Origins movie. I don't have a huge issue with Alice Eve I just don't think she looks enough like Emma Frost..sorry Alice you need to be a little hotter!


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